March 30th, 6-10pm is PCC CKI's SPRINGTIME FLINGTIME EVENT.

Come to enjoy speed dating, a date auction, and dance!

Buy Paul as a date! Or check other dates up for auction here!
https://www.facebook.com/events/327530744030985/?fref=ts

1. What's your ideal date?
"Something we both have fun in and at the end we learn something cool about each other.
2. What's the worst that can happen?
"I lose the body, er- I lose you."
3. What are you offering?
""A nice full day, go out for lunch, might catch a movie, get some dinner, and end it with a nice walk on the beach."
4. How will you make the person feel comfortable?
"Pills. Lots of pills."
5. Your best pick up line?
"Do you like my stick?"
6. How will you end the date?
With a shovel.